A report from Zagrund International News Service has surfaced. It reveals that during a recent televised address to the nation by President George "The Dimwitted", a new, hi-tech laser device was inadvertently turned on by a technician. The televised image was fed only back to a sound truck, and not seen by the national audience.
Upon close examination of the digital picture, strings can be seen leading to the president's arms and head. Those strings can clearly be seen being manipulated by "Deadeye" Dick Cheney. Dick could be seen standing on top of a pile of uninsured children of poor, working parents.
Later that evening, on The Bush....er.....Fox News network, Bush..er....Rush Limbaugh was heard praising the Pres and saying that it was a Liberal Left Wing Extremist lie that there actually were any poor people in our country. "I know hundreds and hundreds of people, and absolutely none of them are poor", intoned Rush as he popped a handful of pills in his mouth.
